Sunday, April 25, 2010

Arowana fish

The Red Dragon fish, also known as Arowana, is considered a good luck charm, in Chinese culture, and sells for unbelievably high prices.

The Arowana is an amazing fish that grows up to a meter in length, and can live up to 25 years. But it’s not these traits that make it so popular among China’s rich and famous, but its resemblance to a dragon. As you may know, Chinese people consider themselves descendants of dragons, and many of them would pay big money, to own their very own dragon. The older the fish, the more expensive it is, kind of like a good wine.

Red Dragon fish are believed to bring good luck and prosperity to their owners, and some people pay as much as $8,000 to own one. Most Arowana owners prefer to keep them in secret locations, away from prying eyes, where no one else can enjoy the good fortune they bring.

The red-gold coloring and the name “Dragon” have made the Arowana fish a sought after social symbol, and have brought the species to the brink of extinction.

Sparky

Gundam Café

the Gundam Café opens in the Akihabara district of Tokyo. You may be shocked to realized that the "theme" consists mostly of a few goofy Gundam-themed food items and plenty of Gundam merchandise for sale -- along with a few famous Gundam creators' signatures and art on the wall -- but probably not. It's still a mini-restaurant (which I'm 99% sure serves beer) based entirely on one anime series, and that ain't bad. I just wonder how Bandai didn't build one of these things before 2010. Thanks to everyone who sent in the tip; if you want to see more pics of the café, head to Akihabara News.

Pancakes + Bacon... i had no idea

Saturday, April 24, 2010

Um You Forgot Something

Breaks!

Life

Told you

Mega Oreo

It's all about the cream filling

Legos

What if insted of doing Lego Games about Movies
They did Lego Games about Games.
Like Lego Portal or Lego Bioshock.

Randomness

Tha Wiz

Drop Kick

Bad Dog

"Yo, Fuck your Blinds" he seemed to say

Angry Bear

"Pfff WHATever, that looks nothing like me! Jerks!"

The Kittens

Ha Ha

Facebook funny fail

FAIL!

Top 10 Actors Originally Considered For Famous Movie Roles

#10 Will Smith (Neo In The Matrix) - Will Smith passed on the role of Neo saying thatThe Matrix was a "difficult concept to pitch." Then the Fresh Prince added a little insult to injury and decided to star in I, Robot instead.

#9 Jim Carrey (Dr. Evil In Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery) - According to IMDB, Carrey was originally cast as Dr. Evil but had to leave the film because of a scheduling conflict with Liar Liar.
#8 Kevin Costner (Bill In Kill Bill Vol. 1 & 2) - K-Cos supposedly turned down the role of Bill in Quentin Tarantino’s Kill Bill: Vol. 1 and Kill Bill: Vol. 2 opting to direct Open Range instead. I think we should all take the time to write Kevin a letter and personally thank him for making such a horrible career decision.
#7 Sean Connery (Gandalf In The Lord Of The Rings Trilogy) - Connery reportedly turned down the role of Gandalf due to the rigorous 18-month filming schedule. Connery and his mentally challenged agent also turned down the role of Morpheus in The Matrix.
#6 Robert DeNiro (Josh Baskin In Big) - Penny Marshall originally offered the lead role in Big to Deniro instread of Tom Hanks. Poor Bobby was rejected because his six million dollar salary demand was too high and the world was spared from ever having to see Deniro and Robert Loggia dance on a giant piano together.
#5 Jean Claude Van Damme (Predator In Predator) - JCVD was originally cast as the Predator creature. Once the director compared him to Schwarzenegger, Carl Weathers and Jessie Ventura it became apparent that a "taller" man was needed to make the creature appear more threatening. Van Damme also allegedly complained on numerous occasions that he would not appear on camera without the suit in the film.
#4 Nick Nolte (Han Solo In The Star Wars Trilogy) - Nolte was one of four finalists (Christopher Walken, Burt Reynolds and Harrison Ford were the others) for the role of Han Solo and he apparently lost the role at the last minute. Thankfully Harrison Ford was offered the part instead and Nolte went on to do 48 Hours.
#3 Tom Selleck (Indiana Jones In Raiders Of The Lost Ark) - Selleck was originally cast as Indiana Jones, but was unable to take the role because he already committed to Magnum P.I. Selleck eventually did an episode that parodied Raiders of the Lost Ark complete with hat, whip and booby traps.
#2 Bill Murray (Bruce Wayne In Batman) - Murray was one of the frontrunners to play the Caped Crusader when the studio originally wanted to create a big screen replica of the 1960s TV version starring Adam West. Bill was eventually removed from consideration once director Tim Burton took the helm of the movie and brought Beetlejuice with him.
#1 OJ Simpson (The Terminator) - "The Juice" was originally considered for the role of the Terminator, but James Cameron and the producers finally decided that Simpson was "too nice" to be taken seriously as a cold-blooded
killer. I think they call that irony.

Thursday, April 22, 2010

Drunk

Draw and Paint with this

Paint and Draw with this flash app

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

modern warfare 2 emblems & titles

And this shows how to get each one

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

The Roots

Make some roots

Get Spaced

Cool Effects click above

Because it's 4/20 somewhere

Did you know that mangoes can enhance your Marijuana high? It may sound strange, but it all comes down to chemical interactions within your body.

Marijuana and mangoes both contain a terpene chemical called Myrcene. This chemical helps the psychoactives in Cannabis cross the blood-brain barrier more efficiently.

Lower quality strains of Marijuana generally do not have as much Myrcene as higher quality strains. So in order to enhance the quality of your weed, increase the amount of Myrcene in your body.

This is easily done by eating mangoes. Next time you’re at the grocery store, buy some and give it a shot. Mangoes also have various health benefits including: antioxidant & anticancer properties, good vitamin content, high iron content, and tryptophan – a precursor of serotonin.

To enhance your high:
Try eating a mango 60 minutes prior to smoking/vaping. When you are taking hits, the high should come on a lot quicker. The overall high should also be stronger and possibly longer lasting.

To enhance length of your high:
Get high, then eat a mango. Eating mangoes for munchies can definitely lengthen the amount of time being stoned. This is really nice for many of us with high tolerances to Marijuana.

Experiment:
Everyone is different. If 1 mango doesn’t do the trick, try 2 next time. Be creative – making a mango smoothie would be delicious and should speed up the delivery time to your bloodstream.

Dieselpunk

South Park is in Hot Water ... Again


(Author's note: While the photo above does depict Mohammed dressed up as a cute bear mascot as was shown on last week's episode of South Park, we at Two Bowls For Breakfast are using it in no way to insult or defame Mohammed. We enjoy our heads too much to create that kind of stir. So we'll just keep making fun of other religions that only threaten litigation when you make fun of their prophets. You're welcome.)

According to this article from CNN.com, Trey Parker and Matt Stone have something coming to them. The radical Islamic Web site ("radical" meaning extreme and potentially dangerous, not "awesome" or "tubular" or "gnarly") Revolutionmuslim.com - the same site that supported a jihad against the West and praised Osama Bin Laden - issued a statement about the creators of South Park. In it, they criticized Stone and Parker for airing the episode which featured Mohammed in said bear costume and warned of violent actions against them.

Call it what you will, but I'm crossing the folks at Revolutionmusliim.com off my Arbor Day card recipient list. That kind of threat, along with posting Parker and Stone's addresses as well as a taped sermon encouraging violence against all who defame Mohammed, just proves that the world would be a better place if everyone listened to a little Bob Marley ... and chilled the fuck out.

BMW Art Car




4 chord progression has been the base of every hit pop song ever.


Most of you guys will be turned of by the length of this five and half minute video but for those that stick around, your time will be rewarded handsomely.

The band is called The Axis Of Awesome and they takes us through a seriously awesome medley of a 4 chord progression that has been the base of every hit pop song ever.

Eyjafjallajokull

Eyjafjallajokull Rains Lightning Upon You