Well it’s official folks. Hell has just frozen over. Seriously I couldn’t feel worse about my life than I do right now. I fucking discovered this kid as a joke. “Like hey look at the creepy weirdo making an asshole out of himself. What is that thing? Sucks to be him. Get It off Me! Hahaha!” Fast forward to 3 years later and now “It” is jamming out with 50 Cent? And what am I doing? Still cracking lame ass jokes in some shithole office trying to get noticed.
Fuck me. Fuck “It”. And fuck Zuckerburg too.
Fuck me. Fuck “It”. And fuck Zuckerburg too.