Finally someone has come up with a way to kill zombies and cook your bacon at the same time. All you need is bacon, tin foil, some string, and a fully-automatic 7.62mm machine gun.
First wrap the barrel in foil, then wrap that in bacon, followed by the string, more foil, then string again.
First wrap the barrel in foil, then wrap that in bacon, followed by the string, more foil, then string again.