Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore at the "2010 Clinton Global Initiative" in New York

Demi Moore's been curiously silent since allegations surfaced a few weeks ago that Ashton Kutcher cheated on her with 21-year-old Brittney Jones. According to Hollywood Life, there's good reason for that. Demi's probably too busy BLOWING OTHER MEN to issue a statement:

[Brittney Jones claims] that her tryst with Ashton was just his taking advantage of the couple’s open marriage policy.

“Ashton said he and Demi have an open relationship and have threesomes often,” she said. “I didn’t feel at all like he had just cheated on his wife. It felt normal and OK. He said they share women, but he isn’t supposed to go off and sleep with women on his own. He said Demi had to be there and that Demi likes to pick the girls out.”

While Brittney thought she could be Ashton’s girlfriend on the side, he quickly squashed that possibility. “He explained that he and Demi had a deal where they had to share lovers. He felt bad that he had been with me and didn’t share,” she claimed.

Psychologists have a name for a woman who willingly engages in threesomes with her husband and lets him sleep with other women: THE COOLEST CHICK EVER! Seriously, what the hell did Ashton Kutcher do to deserve this charmed life he's living? God dammit this isn't fair.