WASECA, Minn. (WCCO) — A Waseca man is accused of planting an explosive device inside a sex toy intended for one of his ex-girlfriends. The incident was reported on New Year’s Day. Authorities said Lester had been staying with the apparent intended victim and another woman. He had been forced to leave the apartment by the landlord but left behind bags, one of which contained a container marked “Christmas Gifts.” Lester allegedly mentioned to one of the two roommates his intentions, so they reported their suspicions about the bags to police. The criminal complaint says police found a sex toy inside the package that had been modified with gun powder and buck shot, which were connected to a trigger inside the battery port. Authorities say Lester planned on giving the sex toy to one of three women he had previously been involved with where the relationship ended poorly.Fucking rookie mistake right here boys and girls. Rookie mistake. Seriously let this story be a lesson to all the kids out there. When you give an exploding dildo to your ex girlfriend for Christmas you never tell anybody else what your doing. Never. It’s rule 1 in the fucking exploding dildo handbook. First fucking page! You make the dildo bomb. You give it to your ex. You let her blow up her vagina and then you jump up and say “Gotcha!” Come on bro! Act like a professional for once.
